Unfortunatley, he didn’t convo me in rage, which is a pity as I had a nice little script worked out

Me > hmm…
Me > Were you mining?
Him > YES
Him > U JERK
Me > Well, If you were mining, then that makes you a target for our new aggressive compeditor management policy.
Him > WUT?
Me > It’s a controversial new tactic to increase mineral prices for all miners, by eliminating all miners aside from our corp.
Me > No, that’s aggressive competitor management!
Me > Say it with me!
Me > Agggg
Him has left channel.

In other news, I plan to move into a C4 WH and school starts in a month. Best combination Evar.
Also, this “first kill of Eve career” puts my efficiency at..lessie…about 2 bil in losses, 10 mil in kills… 0.5%?


And, since it took me 20 thoraxes to get this kill (/facepalm), Half of the remaining thoraxes and gank fits go to whoever comments on this post first.

29 Comments on “HA”

  1. Shandir says:


  2. Francisco says:


    Xikorita INGAME for thethroaxes please ;D

  3. EVE SOB says:

    LOL! I was going to do the same thing this year. never got the time to get the ships together.



  4. Holub says:

    Makes my kill ratio look slightly less bad & shame you got no tears they’re the best part.

  5. Gotta love those Carebeartears. Esspecially the stupid ones 🙂

  6. Drakenya says:

    Well, at least you’ll be able to say your efficiency will only go up from now on. That’s a plus, right?

  7. Thoraxes! Sign me up!

  8. Jokine says:

    Lol, thats an excellent loss/win record. Too bad no tears were actually experienced in the making of this blog post.

  9. Gotta love those carebeartears 😉
    Especially the stupid ones.

    Can I have ur stuff? 😉

  10. First \o/

    But you won’t go to an C4… You come to me… come to Pure Blind… Go to the warzone…



  11. Gilbert Hamilton says:

    lol. good job though!

    I managed to somehow get a MR in a Domi to be concorded earlier yesterday.

    He ragelogged, too. Oh well.

  12. Schmetterflug says:


  13. Motriek says:

    First? on mobile site, dunno… Love me some thoraxes though!

  14. bioreboots says:

    I can haz thorax?

  15. Rixx Javix says:

    LOL. I like the new management policy, awesome idea. But 20 thoraxes? Bit steep of a price me thinks.

  16. Remus09 says:

    20 thoraxes per kill – not that bad a ratio 😉

  17. pjharvey says:

    I think that’s 0.5%.

  18. Eenbal says:

    It’s like the final of the world cup. If i may, Well done sir!

  19. Arionos says:

    lol nice kill 😉 feel free to give me thoraxes!! always need some suicide shippies for evil miners driving down the min prices.

  20. Shareina says:



  21. Sometimes I hate my Droid… Wrote a Comment an Hour ago, but it seem it didn’t work 😦

    @Topic: Nice Story. Gotta love those Carebeartears 😉 Especially the stupid ones.

  22. Oh Dammit.. Now there r 3 comments from me o_O I give up… Sorry for the spam…

  23. EVE SOB says:

    Comment LAG! I swear I was #1. Killed by session changes again :E



  24. Anon says:

    lol guys – all the comments were moderated for over an hour – you couldn’t see who had and hadn’t posted yet.
    Not understanding comment mechanics = fail

  25. tom says:

    well I was going to try for the thoraxs….but I would have commented any way. Great post, made me chuckle while eating breakfast. I really love the self depreciating humour of this blog, I too fail regularly and this helps to keep me laughing.

    Keep up the good work.

  26. Galo says:

    Man that made me laugh especially with “aggressive compeditor management policy”

  27. cj says:

    Should that be ‘thoracies’?


  28. Grenny says:

    If it helps you feel better there is someone who fails bigger at pvp- me. 😦 so as not to embarass myself I took a week off of eve for hulkaggedon and told my girl that it was so I could spend more time with her. 🙂

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