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Posted: 2010-07-19 Filed under: eveonline 29 Comments
Unfortunatley, he didn’t convo me in rage, which is a pity as I had a nice little script worked out
Him > WHU U KIL ME?
Me > hmm…
Me > Were you mining?
Him > YES
Him > U JERK
Me > Well, If you were mining, then that makes you a target for our new aggressive compeditor management policy.
Him > WUT?
Me > It’s a controversial new tactic to increase mineral prices for all miners, by eliminating all miners aside from our corp.
Him > THATS MEAN JERK
Me > No, that’s aggressive competitor management!
Me > Say it with me!
Me > Agggg
Him has left channel.
In other news, I plan to move into a C4 WH and school starts in a month. Best combination Evar.
Also, this “first kill of Eve career” puts my efficiency at..lessie…about 2 bil in losses, 10 mil in kills… 0.5%?
Wewt?
And, since it took me 20 thoraxes to get this kill (/facepalm), Half of the remaining thoraxes and gank fits go to whoever comments on this post first.
k162space 
Yoink!
I was with you right up until ‘agggg’ <- huh?
Hahahahahah.
Xikorita INGAME for thethroaxes please ;D
LOL! I was going to do the same thing this year. never got the time to get the ships together.
Cheers
EVE SOB
Makes my kill ratio look slightly less bad & shame you got no tears they’re the best part.
Gotta love those Carebeartears. Esspecially the stupid ones 🙂
Well, at least you’ll be able to say your efficiency will only go up from now on. That’s a plus, right?
Thoraxes! Sign me up!
Lol, thats an excellent loss/win record. Too bad no tears were actually experienced in the making of this blog post.
Gotta love those carebeartears 😉
Especially the stupid ones.
Can I have ur stuff? 😉
First \o/
But you won’t go to an C4… You come to me… come to Pure Blind… Go to the warzone…
Hugs
Nerebear
lol. good job though!
I managed to somehow get a MR in a Domi to be concorded earlier yesterday.
He ragelogged, too. Oh well.
First?
First? on mobile site, dunno… Love me some thoraxes though!
I can haz thorax?
LOL. I like the new management policy, awesome idea. But 20 thoraxes? Bit steep of a price me thinks.
20 thoraxes per kill – not that bad a ratio 😉
cheers,
-remus09
I think that’s 0.5%.
It’s like the final of the world cup. If i may, Well done sir!
lol nice kill 😉 feel free to give me thoraxes!! always need some suicide shippies for evil miners driving down the min prices.
First?
😉
Sometimes I hate my Droid… Wrote a Comment an Hour ago, but it seem it didn’t work 😦
@Topic: Nice Story. Gotta love those Carebeartears 😉 Especially the stupid ones.
Oh Dammit.. Now there r 3 comments from me
I give up… Sorry for the spam…
Comment LAG! I swear I was #1. Killed by session changes again :E
Cheers
EVE SOB
lol guys – all the comments were moderated for over an hour – you couldn’t see who had and hadn’t posted yet.
Not understanding comment mechanics = fail
well I was going to try for the thoraxs….but I would have commented any way. Great post, made me chuckle while eating breakfast. I really love the self depreciating humour of this blog, I too fail regularly and this helps to keep me laughing.
Keep up the good work.
Man that made me laugh especially with “aggressive compeditor management policy”
Should that be ‘thoracies’?
cj
If it helps you feel better there is someone who fails bigger at pvp- me. 😦 so as not to embarass myself I took a week off of eve for hulkaggedon and told my girl that it was so I could spend more time with her. 🙂